This site is all about my adventures and experiences as a single, grown woman in the city. How do you navigate a mother that is nagging you to get married, an ex boyfriend who is in a continual break-up with you, men who are commitment phobic, or too clingy, or too needy, or to rough around the edges, or too…. you get the point!
Navigating life, love, shopping, friends, family, weight, emotions, bills, kids, spirituality and work, it is a journey. Between the now lifestyle and future goals, what is this crazy thing we call life?
Here are my stories….
A single girl's stories
FUNNY BUMPER STICKER SAYINGS FOR WOMEN:
SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
DON’T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.
COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.
HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON’T GO AWAY?
GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE…WHO CARES?
NEXT MOOD SWING 6 MINUTES
AND YOUR POINT IS…?
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
OF COURSE I DON’T LOOK BUSY I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
Directly from: http://www.etni.org.il/farside/bumperstickers.htm
ex oh, ex oh!
And the girls said...