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Single Girls celebrating the 4th of July

The Store and Spinderella

 

MEN VS. WOMEN FAMOUS QUOTES:

• “There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature.” — Stephen Stills 
• “Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.” — Laura Swenson 
• “You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.” — Erica Jong 
• “I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.” — Wendy Liebman 
• “When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.” — Elayne Boosler 
• “Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.” — Maryon Pearson 
• “In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.” — Margaret Thatcher 
• “I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.” — Gloria Steinhem 
• “Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.” — Gloria Steinhem 
• “I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.” — Zsa Zsa Gabor 
• “Woman was God’s second mistake.” — Friedrich Nietzsche 
• “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know that I’m not dumb … and I also know that I’m not blonde.” — Dolly Parton 
• “A woman may be able to change the world, but she will never be able to change a man.” — Amy Snowden 
• “What would men be without women?
  Scarce, sir .. mighty scarce.” — Mark Twain 
• “The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.” — Jilly Cooper 
• “I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.” — Zsa Zsa Gabor

*Directly from http://www.etni.org.il/quotes/menwomen.htm

 

THE PERFECT MAN AND THE PERFECT WOMAN

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

Women STOP  reading here, that is the end of the joke.

Men keep scrolling****

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman MUST  have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re reading this, this illustrates another point: [WE]  never listen!