I speak another language…The Guy Dictionary July 26, 2009
| Statement | Translation |
| “Can I help with dinner?” | “Why isn’t it already on the table?” |
| “Uh huh,” “Sure, honey,” OR “Yes, dear.” | Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response. |
| “It would take too long to explain.” | “I have no idea how it works.” |
| “I was listening to you. It’s just that I have things on my mind.” | “That girl standing on the corner is a real babe.” |
| “Take a break, honey, you’re working too hard.” | “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.” |
| “I was just thinking about you, and got these roses.” | Translated: “The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.” |
| “Oh, don’t fuss. I just cut myself, it’s no big deal.” | “I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I’m hurt.” |
| “I can’t find it.” | “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.” |
| “What did I do this time? | “What did you catch me at?” |
| “I heard you.” | “I haven’t the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next three days yelling at me.” |
| “You know I could never love anyone else.” | “I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse.” |
| “You look terrific.” | “Oh, God, please don’t try on one more outfit, I’m starving.” |
| “I’m not lost. I know exactly where we are.”
Directly from: http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/guydict.htm |
“No one will ever see us alive again.”
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Single Girl’s Question Of The Day… July 26, 2009
THE REAL MEANING OF PERSONAL ADS:
Men’s Ads:
| 40-ish Athletic Average looking Educated Free Spirit Friendship first Fun Good looking Honest Huggable Like to cuddle Mature Open-minded Physically fit Poet Spiritual Stable Thoughtful |
52 and looking for 25-yr-old Sits on the couch and watches ESPN Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Will always treat you like an idiot Sleeps with your sister As long as friendship involves nudity Good with a remote and a six pack Arrogant bastard Pathological liar Overweight, more body hair than a bear Insecure, overly dependent Until you get to know him Wants to sleep with your sister but she’s not interested Spends a lot of time in front of mirror admiring himself Has written on a bathroom stall Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday Occasional stalker, but never arrested Says “please” when demanding a beer |
CNN reveals The Ugly Truth, a movie about a Single girl July 25, 2009
CNN reviews The Ugly Truth. What are your thoughts single ladies? Check out the review:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/24/ugly.truth/index.html
Life July 25, 2009
Life is so interesting. It never really IS what you think it is going to be. I fell for the “wrong one”. You know him. You hate him in the beginning, but really, that hate is kind of an attraction. He’s your polar opposite. You don’t agree on anything. He flakes on you often, but when he does show up, you get butterflies in your stomach, you feel a bit nervous and insecure and you have a great time when you are out on the town.
He does everything you love. He opens doors, he pulls out chairs, he walks on the curbside, he laughs at your jokes and when you do one of your quirky things, he smiles at you with his eyes. So, you forget about all the things he doesn’t do, until, he doesn’t call again, he flakes again, he breaks your heart again…and then, the cycle begins again.
Single girls, why do we fall for him? Why do we stay with him? We hope he will change. We know he will change. We talk to our other single girl friends and they assure us that it’s definitely him. He’s the one in the wrong. He has something wrong with him. He is treating you wrong. The fact is he’s NOT the one. It takes a while to really admit that because you want him to be THE ONE, but, he’s NOT!
Really, if he was THE ONE, then guess what? He would make time for you. He would be thinking about you. It wouldn’t be so HARD. Now, don’t get me wrong, relationships are work…but if the “dating” part is work, let him go. He won’t return and you shouldn’t want him to. While you are spending time waiting for him to call or waiting for him to show up, you are missing out on your LIFE!
ex oh, ex oh!
Calling all Gentlemen, Calling all Gentlemen! July 25, 2009
I woke up this morning in my hotel room, got ready for work and went down to the main lobby for my morning coffee and a quick breakfast, before I headed out to work. All the business people were up and doing the same thing as me. I waited in the coffee line and just as it was about to be my turn, this “man”, and I use the that term very loosely, bogarts in front of me for creamers, sugars and such for HIS coffee. I look at him in amazement. Doesn’t he know that he shouldn’t mess with a woman that has a) just risen from bed, b) has NOT had her morning coffee, c) is rushing to get to work on time and d) HAS NOT HAD HER MORNING COFFEE!!!! Oh wait, I said that already. Anyhooooo, I say to him, “You’re just gonna bogart ahead of me? Wow!” He turns and says to me ” I was next”. He clearly wasn’t! I say to him “You know what, no problem. YOU have a great day”!
So here lies my question….”Where the (insert beep) have all the Gentlemen gone”? Gone with the wind, Breakfast at Tiffaney’s, Casablanca? What is really going on?
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